I think as with all religious holidays, something got lost in translation....
29 March, 2013
I understand the concept of Easter, I truly do, however what I don't understand is how millions of people can celebrate the resurrection of Jesus (who was Hebrew/Jewish) with a delicious Easter HAM...??
13 March, 2013
No Communications between employees please, it can lead to independent though and freedom of information exchange. This will not be tolerated, you have been assimilated, you are cyberdrones.
Cyberdrones do not need to communicate via free expression, your thoughts and activities are uploaded daily, no deviance will be tolerated.
As interaction has been rampant your assigned seats shall be rearranged to discourage further non approved free thinking and idea exchange.
That is all